It Ain't Funny - Toys Are We

I like how your always selling me stuff
and watchin over me,
scanning my private emails
so you can market more effectively.
'Cause even our most mundane desires
can make a buck or two.
Deconstructing our ideals of privacy
will generate a big fat profit for you.

Oh big brother, ain't it funny?
These sheep are begging to make you money.
Oh big brother, ain't it dumbing
to watch these morons await your coming?
yeah
Keep your fibers to yourself.

You read my email and litter my inbox
with corporate sponsor spam,
publish lists of personal contacts
and see me through my own webcam.
But who you gonna sell me out to,
some federal agencies,
a multinational conglomerate of advertisers,
or some guy with psychopathic tendencies?

Oh big brother, ain't it funny?
These sheep are begging to make you money.
Oh big brother, ain't it dumbing
to watch these morons await your coming?
yeah, yeah
Keep your fibers to yourself.

Only So Far - Toys Are We

I got screwed (over)
I got laid (off)
I got hung over
No one made off
'cept my boss (mighta).
Pretty sure she did,
that miserable fuck.

But that caked on make-up and the boob job's
gonna get her only so far.
Only so far

I got paid (off)
I got bent (over)
I got ripped (off)
Her house got made over.
She got a new car.
Pretty sure she did,
that miserable cunt.

But that caked on make-up and the boob job's
gonna get her only so far.
Only so far

I got flipped off
I got walked over
I got pissed off
I got pushed over
She got her nails done.
Pretty sure she did,
that miserable fuck.

But that caked on make-up and the boob job's
gonna get her only so far.
Only so far

Takes My Breath Away - Toys Are We

Like a big hit of marijuana,
she takes my breath away.
Like a bong rip in the sauna,
She takes my breath away.
Now I really wanna
try the bong in the sauna.
Now if I only had marijuana,
and a sauna to smoke inside.

If there ever could have been
a happier kind of man
than the one who's got a sauna,
he'd have a big old bong in his hands.

Like the shit you see while tripping,
She lingers in my sight.
Like the water faucet dripping,
She keeps me up all night.
Now I really wanna
have a nice sip of water.
If I hadn't smoked marijuana,
then I would not be so high.

If there ever could have been
a happier kind of man
than the one who gets to trip balls,
he'd have a big old bong in his hands.
He'd have a big old bong in his hands.
He'd have a big old bong in his hands.

Like a handle of real cheap vodka,
She makes me shake my maraca.
Like a cola with Johnny Walker,
She shakes the old maraca.
But I still really wanna
try the bong in the sauna.
Now if I only had marijuana
and a sauna to smoke inside.

If there ever could have been
a happier kind of man
than the one who's got a sauna,
he'd have a big old bong in his hands.
He'd have a big old bong in his hands.
He'd have a big old bong in his hands.

Trippin Along - Toys Are We